Funniest. Movie. Ever. A bit graphic, so leave Meemaw at home! The best part about it is that every few minutes, I would turn and look at Dukey and he was cracking up! We have NEVER enjoyed the same movies! Here are a few of my own ugly truths about relationships that I try to live by...
1. Once a cheater, always a cheater (unless of course, he's really, really cute). Just kidding!
2. If you ask him a question about something and the very first thing that comes out of his mouth is either "uuuummm" or "huh", the remark directly following it will probably be a lie.
3. Some things are better left unsaid. (Ex: Every time he incorrectly remembers and event. Just let him think it happened the way he wants to remember it. Does it really matter who said what? O.K. well, it shouldn't.)
4. Pick your battles wisely. Even if what he is doing really does get on your nerves. You aren't perfect either (well, he doesn't have to know that you are). (Ex: STOP hanging the towels on the shower rod after you are done with your shower. When you do that, I have to remove them myself before I can get in the shower.) P.S. guys tune you out after like, 5 seconds of talking anyways.
5. No one feels better about anything after they are criticized for it. If you don't like what they are doing, find some other way to deal with it (like... revenge) or confront it in a constructive manner.
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